This is the year you’ll finally catch a leprechaun.

A mermaid tale from the New York Times and USA Today bestselling “How to Catch” series! Many claim to have caught a mermaid, but can YOU? How do you catch a mermaid? You must be very clever. With mirrors, crowns, and pearls galore, this quest can’t last forever! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Dinosaur How to Catch a Dragon How to Catch a Monster

A New York Times Bestseller! From the bestselling How to Catch series comes a festive turkey tale! A turkey is running loose in a school right before a Thanksgiving play. Can YOU help catch it? Follow along as students turn their school upside down trying to catch the turkey, ending with a twist that ensures no turkeys are harmed (or eaten!). Thanksgiving time is here again, but there’s a turkey on the run! Can you catch this tricky bird before the school play has begun?

Max swings through the trees! But who will he meet on the way? Little Big Eyes features vibrant, exciting illustrations and a set of fun realistic eyes poking through the page to make the characters come alive! This adorable board book is just the right size for little hands. Children will be mesmerised by the three-dimensional eyes and be asking you to read Max the Monkey to them again and again!

An awesomely gross book by Bestselling children’s author, Adam Wallace! Better Out Than In is full of funny rhyming little tales like “Valerie’s Vomit”, “Peter’s Pimple” and “Nancy’s Nose”! This little gem covers all the profound dinner party conversations at the child’s table: gross stories, fart noises, chewed up food and lots, lots more! For kids who love a healthy dose of gross, this book is fully sick.

A boy with one arm who dreams of becoming a great knight. His mother, dying from a mysterious illness, is the only one who believes in him. An evil king hungry for power at any cost. Two servants of the king, in love but torn apart. Evil invisible monsters that kill for fun. A magic flower that will change all of their lives. There’s good versus evil. There’s magic. There’s love, there’s adventure and there’s lots, lots more. This book has everything! Except giraffes. It doesn’t have any giraffes. Sorry. I hope you like it anyway.

Containing beautiful illustrations by Heath McKenzie this book in a fun way teaches children about the joys of ‘sharing’. The Share-a-Not is greedy, stealing all the rocks he can get his hands on – from everyone! Finally he steals from a young four-eyed lad, whose father decides enough is enough, and he works out a plan to show the Share-a-Not he’s got it all wrong… BUT WILL THE PLAN WORK?

Max swings through the trees! But who will he meet on the way? Little Big Eyes features vibrant, exciting illustrations and a set of fun realistic eyes poking through the page to make the characters come alive! This adorable board book is just the right size for little hands. Children will be mesmerised by the three-dimensional eyes and be asking you to read Nat the Cat to them again and again!

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Power of the Pen By: Lewis Adam Wallace Jr. Power of the Pen is based on the author’s study of religion and Christianity for over fourteen years. He believes a real Christian life is a strong foundation to build a life on and it will help people learn how to change and grow. He hopes that this book will help the reader to sow the seeds for a growing and thriving Christian lifestyle.

I’m not going to lie to you. This book is so gross, the grossness has been grossonified. Yes, not only does it contain grossness at a level similar to that in Better Out Than In, it goes even further. It’s like, if the grossness level in Better Out Than In was, say, as tall as a baby, then the grossness level in Better Out Than In Number Twos is as tall as the tallest man in the world, standing on the second tallest man in the world’s shoulders, and they are both on tippy-toes, and have their hands in the air, and are at the very top of the tallest tree on top of a hill. A tall hill. It’s like, if the grossness level in Better Out Than In was a nine on a grossness scale, where one is the lowest and ten is the highest, then Better Out Than In Number Twos would be approximately 1,000,000,000.340 on that same grossness scale.

“Martin Kennedy is the tidiest boy in the world’s tidiest town. Martin is so neat and clean that he has never ever farted–UNTIL NOW…A freak accident dooms Martin to a dreadful destiny of baked beans and bottom blowouts. With the help of the Grand Fart Master, can Martin learn to harness the power of his new skill and use it to save the day?”

The author of ‘Better Out Than In’ and ‘Better Out Than In Number Twos’ is back with a collection of random musings and drawings that will make kids laugh out loud. It includes Adam’s wacky view of topics including ‘Top 5 Dance Moves’, ‘Top 5 Super Powers’ and ‘Things That Look Cute But Will Scratch Your Eyes Out If You Try To Hug Them’. There’s even a recipe for Roast Monkey Butt with Tofu and Apples (No monkeys were harmed in the making of this book though!). It’s random, it’s weird and it’s definitely hilarious! As Adam says, “Look, to be honest, it was just me rambling on about anything that popped into my head, and now there is a whole book of this random stuff! A WHOLE BOOK! THIS BOOK! OMG! Which means Oh My God. It doesn’t mean, as I initially thought, Old Men Giggled. And LOL doesn’t mean Lots Of Love! I found that out when someone died and I wrote to their wife and said, ‘I hear that your husband died. I’m sorry. LOL.’ It didn’t go down too well.”

Jamie Brown and his family have no money. None. Zip. Zilch. Zero. Nada. Nix. Nachos. Then, when a letter from the mysterious Barnaby Von Barnabus arrives, everything changes. The question is … can the Browns handle their newfound fortune? Only time, and maybe the words in this book, will tell.

Neigh! Neigh! features real life photographs and a fun interactive sound button. Follow the story as the little ponies play with their friends and hear them say ‘neigh’.

These are knights, once pure of heart, who have risen from the dead to make grunty groany noises and eat peoples brains. These are also the monsters that twelve-year old Pete McGee, born with only one arm, must defeat if he is to truly become the great knight he desires to be. Before that though, he must overcome rejection, bullying, exile, a mentor who wants nothing to do with him, and a seemingly unrideable horse. Hes going to be quite busy!

From the New York Timesand USA Todaybestselling team comes a new, fun and fantastical adventure in the How to Catch series! Filled with zany STEAM traps and classic story favorites, this is the gingerbread man book of the year! Try to catch one of the world’s most classic fairy tale characters–the Gingerbread Man! In a bookstore during story time, the Gingerbread Man leaps from his storybook and magically comes to life. Can YOU help catch it? Follow along as the Gingerbread Man runs loose with the help of other famous characters including Robin Hood, Sherlock Holmes, Peter Rabbit, and more! In this gingerbread book for kids, if you set the right traps, and solve all the puzzles, you might…just might be able to catch this wily gingerbread cookie and finish the fairy tale! When the storyteller starts to read, “Run, run, as fast as you can,” I’m off in a start, and you’ll have to be smart To catch me, the Gingerbread Man! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Dinosaur How to Catch an Elf How to Catch a Monster and more!

Captain Cooper St James Pussbags Monks the Second is a cat, possibly the greatest cat in the world. He’s certainly the most stylish, and he loves his waistcoats most of all. But when he sees the grandest waistcoat in all the land, will his mum survive the trip to go and get it?

Mermaids are amazing and pretty and nice, but you should never, EVER marry one! It’s one disaster after another. Don’t believe me? Well, here read on: Never, ever marry a mermaid, That would not go well. There’s something fishy about a mermaid, That isn’t just the smell! Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile

Jackson Payne is back, and the golf course is NOT happy! Jackson’s dad is keen for him to take up golf, but Jackson thinks that is only going to lead to disaster … and he’s right!

Ages 2 to 11 years. Mac O’Beasty was a huge Scottish monster who dreamed of travelling the land, playing his bagpipes. Every time he played, all the other monsters danced and danced and danced. How they loved to hear him! Mac sadly wished he could dance to music but he was too big and fat. He had never run, or climbed a tree even. Mac loved eating sugary food and fatty junk food and it was making him so fat he could hardly move. One day, a little monster called Julie, who was a personal trainer told Mac that she needed to help him to lose some fat or he would die young from eating all the sugary and fatty junk food, she told him his heart would just stop if he kept on eating all the junk! Julie helped Mac to walk, run, exercise, and in six months Mac lost heaps of weight and he just loved the change to his life. He also could dance now. His feet just began to move one day when he was playing his bagpipes … and he danced, and danced, and it felt so good. Mac learned how much more fun he could have by being healthy, so he joined Julie, the personal trainer, and they helped other monsters to be healthy and happy.

Jackson Payne is clumsy. Like, really clumsy! The thing is, being clumsy helps him save people and stop trouble, but he is totally sick of doing everything by accident. But how do you stop being a fluke?

The day before Christmas is a very special day, but it was without a name for a very long time. Until one year, a very special elf named Eve, realised that the Head Elf was destroying Christmas, and that the Christmas Spirit needed to be found. So that is what she set out to do and, in the process, she changed the day before Christmas forever!

Rusty, Buster and Patch cause chaos wherever they go.Their mum just wants them to be classy.And never the twain shall meet!

The Negatees is a sad and pessimistic creature who lives in the land of the smelly trees. He continuously enjoys the misery of knowing that nothing good will ever happen to him. Can the purple creature, who is always happy, change the way The Negatees looks at life?

The story of my journey into the zombie apocalypse, where I discovered zombies aren’t just grunty groany face biters … they’re also amazingly inspirational!This is a seriously funny self-improvement book for kids and teens.

Weird is a collection. A collection of weird stuff. And crazy stuff. And funny stuff. And random stuff. There’s lots of stuff …

Colour (or color) in pictures drawn by Adam Wallace, a New York Times bestselling creator! From Piranhas to crabs to dolphins to whales and more, all your favourite underwater creatures are ready for you to brighten their lives! So grab your pencils or textas or crayons, and get ready for some colouring (or coloring) fun!

Do you like drawing cartoons? Do you like rhyming stories? Do you think upside-down bums are funny? Well then, this is the book for you! It has 10 rhyming stories that teach you how to draw 10 cartoons! For example, a bone becomes a bull; a mermaid becomes and elephant; a snowman becomes a penguin! It’s hours of creative fun. So get drawing. Go. NOW!

Vulcan Toscadero’s parents are the most important people in the world to him. When they die in extremely bizarre circumstances, Vulcan has a decision to make.Does he live with the uncle he has never met before, his seemingly 1,000,000 year old grandparents, or Nathaniel Winston Jones the Third, Esquire, the richest man in town?It is a decision that will change Vulcan’s life FOREVER … well, not like forever forever, but at least till he’s like 60 or something.With all illustrations in stick figure form, and filled with humour and action, Stick (it to the) Man is a book for reluctant and confident readers alike.

A how to draw book that teaches you how to draw a rhino by drawing a dragon and a truck! Amazing!

When their dog, Snowy, sneaks into a haunted house, Jack and Hannah follow him, in a story that invites young readers to trace each design with their fingers and with the accompanying glow pen.

People don’t notice Jerry. If someone bumps into him, they don’t say sorry. If someone waves, it’s to somebody behind him. He never gets picked last for sports teams, but that’s because he never gets picked at all. It’s like he’s invisible. That is, until Molly comes along. Molly asks Jerry his opinion. She shares things with him, she laughs with him and she sees him. Jerry soon realizes he can pay her gift forward, as there are plenty of other kids who feel invisible too. In today’s busy world, there are lots of people who feel like they’re on the outside looking in. This picture book is written for them, to show them that there are people out there who will see them, who will recognize their talents, and see how worthy they are. Bestselling author Adam Wallace (How to Catch an Elf) was inspired to write Invisible Jerry based on his own experiences as a shy kid growing up. This story comes straight from the heart.

Everyone thinks Martin is the tidiest boy in town. They dont know that he is also Fartboythe STINKIEST super hero EVER… A disgustingly evil villain known as Madam Wax is terrorising Sparkletown with sticky sculptures made out of her own earwax. But Fartboy is determined to stop her with his super-powered butt-blasts. Its a deadly battle of FARTS vs EARWAX. Who will triumph?

Zed is DEAD … but that’s the least of his problems. You see, Zed is a vegetarian zombie, the only one of his kind. But Zed is also very clever. He knows the zombie diet of humans can only last so long. So what will happen to the zombies when the last human is caught and consumed? Zed has a plan…

Jackson Payne has blundered his way onto the front page of the newspaper. He’s a hero! A star! HE’S BRILLIANT! The problem is, Jackson’s believing the hype. He’s getting a big head. A huge head! Like, he thinks he’s the biggest legend in the entire world! And that’s when things start going very, very wrong.

The latest picture book in the How to Catch series by the “New York Times”-bestselling team of Wallace and Elkerton features one of the world’s most elusive mythical creatures–the unicorn! Full color.

The author says: “Greetings readers and listeners, and welcome to the final instalment in the Incredible Journey of Pete McGee okay, okay, dont get all stressed. I will tell you right now that Pete does not die in this book. Im pretty sure anyway. Hang on, let me just flick through and yep, he does not die! No, this is merely the final documented journey of Pete McGee. His journey continued, its just that no-one wrote about it and so I wont be telling it to you — so there you go!’ his is the best book youll ever read in your life.”

I began as a tiny spark in the dry grass. All I wanted was a friend. I found one in the wind, who helped me to grow, helped me to fly! But was it really my friend?

The STINKIEST super hero EVER is about to meet his match. A lean, mean SPEWING machine is on the rampage… SPEWTANK is determined to take the shine off Sparkletown by covering everything in the chunkiest chunder EVER. Is this the end for the World’s Tidiest Town? Not if Fartboy can help it! The clean-living farting fury is ready for his YUCKIEST battle yet. You’ll be SPEWIN’ if you miss it!