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1. Mother Bruce
by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins
Release date: Nov 24, 2015
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Bruce the bear likes to keep to himself. That, and eat eggs. But when his hard-boiled goose eggs turn out to be real, live goslings, he starts to lose his appetite. And even worse, the goslings are convinced he’s their mother. Bruce tries to get the geese to go south, but he can’t seem to rid himself of his new companions. What’s a bear to do?
2. BE QUIET!
by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins
Release date: Apr 04, 2017
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All Rupert the mouse wants is to star in a beautiful, wordless picturebook. One that’s visually stimulating! With scenic pictures! And style! He has plenty of ideas about what makes a great book, but his friends just WON’T. STOP. TALKING.
Children and adults alike will chuckle at this comedic take on bookmaking from acclaimed author-illustrator Ryan T. Higgins.
3. Hotel Bruce (Mother Bruce)
by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins
Release date: Oct 18, 2016
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When Bruce gets home from a southern migration trip with his goslings, he is tired. He is grumpy. And he is definitely not in the mood to share his home with the trio of mice who have turned his den into a hotel.
There’s a possum pillow fight wreaking havoc in one room, a fox luring guests into a stew in the kitchen, and a snuggly crew of critters hogging the bed. Bruce growls and grumbles and tries to throw them all out, but the entrepreneurial mice just can’t take a hint. Bruce is in a little over his head, especially once the goslings join the staff. Will this grumpy bear ever get his quiet, peaceful den back to himself? Praise for Mother Bruce: *”[W]ry text and marvelously detailed pictures juxtapose uproariously. . .Visually beautiful, clever, edgy, and very funny.”
–Kirkus, starred review
*”Ryan T. Higgins’s illustrations are extraordinary. . . . [A] hilarious, artful picture book with a nod to foodies great and small” —Shelf Awareness, starred review
Kids Indie Next List, Top Ten
4. Bruce’s Big Move (Mother Bruce)
by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins
Release date: Sep 26, 2017
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After the events of Hotel Bruce, our favorite curmudgeonly bear shares his home with not only his four geese, but three rowdy mice besides! Fed up with their shenanigans, Bruce sets off to find a rodent-free household. But as usual, nothing goes quite according to plan. . . A hilarious sequel for fans of the previous Bruce books, as well as a standalone discovery for new readers, Bruce’s next reluctant adventure is sure to keep kids giggling.
5. Santa Bruce (Mother Bruce)
by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins
Release date: Sep 04, 2018
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Bruce is a lot of things. He is a bear. He is a grump. He is a pretty decent cook. And he is a mother.
One thing Bruce is not?
Santa Claus.
But that doesn’t stop the whole forest from lining up to give him their Christmas wishes when he becomes the victim of mistaken identity-again.
Kids will howl with laughter as award-winning author-illustrator Ryan T. Higgins delivers another hilarious story about this bear who just can’t catch a break.
6. 1 Grumpy Bruce: A Counting Board Book (Mother Bruce)
by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins
Release date: Oct 09, 2018
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1 grumpy bear
2 uninvited skunks
3 mice throwing a party
. . . and it only gets worse from there.
Long-suffering Bruce once again contends with an increasingly crowded household, this time in an original board book where young ones can count the never-ending party guests. Full of fun characters and humor, 1 Grumpy Bruce is just right for our littlest readers.
7. Twaddleton’s Cheese
by: Ryan T Higgins
Release date: Nov 13, 2008
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Things turn sour when the town of Twaddleton becomes obsessed with the cheese making business. Up to their noses in fermenting curd, the Twaddletoneez have to find some way to get rid of their overly abundant dairy product before it stinks out the town. So, the town cobbles together a great catapult for tossing a giant cheese wad out of Twaddleton, thus getting rid of their cheese problem. When the cheese wad finally comes crashing down many miles away, four innocent field mice mistake it for the moon and quickly get to work trying to put it back in the sky. Mayhem ensues…
8. Alphabet Soup: Horror Stories for the Tormented Soul
Thriller, horror, and suspense short stories.
Multiple Award-Winning authors.
A is for Addiction…
B is for Barnacles…
C is for Clairvoyance…
Discover the rest of these original horror stories from around the world. Each author chose a letter of the alphabet and was given complete artistic freedom to make something horrible happen. Some stories will be mysterious, others creepy or even profound, but all are crafted to thrill and terrify you to the last page.
This is what happens when dozens of uncensored creative people are allowed to mine the depths of the human psyche for the most depraved, twisted, horrible things imaginable.
Special edition with intricate full-page illustrations bring the stories to life!
Excerpt:
What it really meant was she was rotting away in a cage of her own flesh. The weight of her own body had crushed the flesh on her backside so that it had stopped circulating blood, had started to die. It meant that, after only twenty-six days of freedom, I had to go home and take care of her again. I came back to a familiar smell of piss and sweat and mold; but that was all mixed with a new taint, the sour and yet sickeningly-sweet smell of rotting flesh. She wasn’t in her usual chair. Instead, I found her collapsed on a mattress in a bedroom she hadn’t used for as long as I could remember, the springs creaking under her weight. She was dressed in a simple blue shirt, almost like a hospital gown, and lifting up the bottom edge, my eyes came level to where she was rotting.
– N is for Necrosis
About Haunted House Publishing:
We’re passionate about publishing horror stories for adults, scary books for teens, and all sorts of dark fiction. We’ve got new horror kindle books every month, specializing in supernatural stories, supernatural book collections, and paranormal books for adults. We’ve got zombie books, demonic horror, ghosts and specters, angels and demons, gothic novels, and haunted houses and ghosts novels. We promise some of the top horror books 2018.
9. Hotel Bruce (Paperback and Audio CD)
by: Ryan T. Higgins
Release date: May 19, 2021
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10. Mother Bruce
by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins
Release date: Nov 24, 2015
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Bruce the bear likes to keep to himself. That, and eat eggs. But when his hard-boiled goose eggs turn out to be real, live goslings, he starts to lose his appetite. And even worse, the goslings are convinced he’s their mother. Bruce tries to get the geese to go south, but he can’t seem to rid himself of his new companions. What’s a bear to do?
11. BE QUIET!
by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins
Release date: Apr 04, 2017
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Read Review
All Rupert the mouse wants is to star in a beautiful, wordless picturebook. One that’s visually stimulating! With scenic pictures! And style! He has plenty of ideas about what makes a great book, but his friends just WON’T. STOP. TALKING.
Children and adults alike will chuckle at this comedic take on bookmaking from acclaimed author-illustrator Ryan T. Higgins.
12. Hotel Bruce (Mother Bruce)
by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins
Release date: Oct 18, 2016
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Read Review
When Bruce gets home from a southern migration trip with his goslings, he is tired. He is grumpy. And he is definitely not in the mood to share his home with the trio of mice who have turned his den into a hotel.
There’s a possum pillow fight wreaking havoc in one room, a fox luring guests into a stew in the kitchen, and a snuggly crew of critters hogging the bed. Bruce growls and grumbles and tries to throw them all out, but the entrepreneurial mice just can’t take a hint. Bruce is in a little over his head, especially once the goslings join the staff. Will this grumpy bear ever get his quiet, peaceful den back to himself? Praise for Mother Bruce: *”[W]ry text and marvelously detailed pictures juxtapose uproariously. . .Visually beautiful, clever, edgy, and very funny.”
–Kirkus, starred review
*”Ryan T. Higgins’s illustrations are extraordinary. . . . [A] hilarious, artful picture book with a nod to foodies great and small” —Shelf Awareness, starred review
Kids Indie Next List, Top Ten
13. Bruce’s Big Move (Mother Bruce)
by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins
Release date: Sep 26, 2017
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After the events of Hotel Bruce, our favorite curmudgeonly bear shares his home with not only his four geese, but three rowdy mice besides! Fed up with their shenanigans, Bruce sets off to find a rodent-free household. But as usual, nothing goes quite according to plan. . . A hilarious sequel for fans of the previous Bruce books, as well as a standalone discovery for new readers, Bruce’s next reluctant adventure is sure to keep kids giggling.
14. Santa Bruce (Mother Bruce)
by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins
Release date: Sep 04, 2018
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Bruce is a lot of things. He is a bear. He is a grump. He is a pretty decent cook. And he is a mother.
One thing Bruce is not?
Santa Claus.
But that doesn’t stop the whole forest from lining up to give him their Christmas wishes when he becomes the victim of mistaken identity-again.
Kids will howl with laughter as award-winning author-illustrator Ryan T. Higgins delivers another hilarious story about this bear who just can’t catch a break.
15. 1 Grumpy Bruce: A Counting Board Book (Mother Bruce)
by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins
Release date: Oct 09, 2018
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1 grumpy bear
2 uninvited skunks
3 mice throwing a party
. . . and it only gets worse from there.
Long-suffering Bruce once again contends with an increasingly crowded household, this time in an original board book where young ones can count the never-ending party guests. Full of fun characters and humor, 1 Grumpy Bruce is just right for our littlest readers.
1. Mother Bruce
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by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins Release date: Nov 24, 2015 Find in Library Read Review |
2. BE QUIET!
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by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins Release date: Apr 04, 2017 Find in Library Read Review |
3. Hotel Bruce (Mother Bruce)
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by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins Release date: Oct 18, 2016 Find in Library Read Review |
There’s a possum pillow fight wreaking havoc in one room, a fox luring guests into a stew in the kitchen, and a snuggly crew of critters hogging the bed. Bruce growls and grumbles and tries to throw them all out, but the entrepreneurial mice just can’t take a hint. Bruce is in a little over his head, especially once the goslings join the staff. Will this grumpy bear ever get his quiet, peaceful den back to himself?
*”Ryan T. Higgins’s illustrations are extraordinary. . . . [A] hilarious, artful picture book with a nod to foodies great and small” —Shelf Awareness, starred review
Kids Indie Next List, Top Ten
4. Bruce’s Big Move (Mother Bruce)
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by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins Release date: Sep 26, 2017 Find in Library Read Review |
5. Santa Bruce (Mother Bruce)
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by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins Release date: Sep 04, 2018 Find in Library Read Review |
6. 1 Grumpy Bruce: A Counting Board Book (Mother Bruce)
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by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins Release date: Oct 09, 2018 Find in Library Read Review |
7. Twaddleton’s Cheese
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by: Ryan T Higgins Release date: Nov 13, 2008 Find in Library Read Review |
8. Alphabet Soup: Horror Stories for the Tormented Soul
Thriller, horror, and suspense short stories.
Multiple Award-Winning authors.
A is for Addiction…
B is for Barnacles…
C is for Clairvoyance…
Discover the rest of these original horror stories from around the world. Each author chose a letter of the alphabet and was given complete artistic freedom to make something horrible happen. Some stories will be mysterious, others creepy or even profound, but all are crafted to thrill and terrify you to the last page.
This is what happens when dozens of uncensored creative people are allowed to mine the depths of the human psyche for the most depraved, twisted, horrible things imaginable.
Special edition with intricate full-page illustrations bring the stories to life!
Excerpt:
What it really meant was she was rotting away in a cage of her own flesh. The weight of her own body had crushed the flesh on her backside so that it had stopped circulating blood, had started to die. It meant that, after only twenty-six days of freedom, I had to go home and take care of her again. I came back to a familiar smell of piss and sweat and mold; but that was all mixed with a new taint, the sour and yet sickeningly-sweet smell of rotting flesh. She wasn’t in her usual chair. Instead, I found her collapsed on a mattress in a bedroom she hadn’t used for as long as I could remember, the springs creaking under her weight. She was dressed in a simple blue shirt, almost like a hospital gown, and lifting up the bottom edge, my eyes came level to where she was rotting.
– N is for Necrosis
About Haunted House Publishing:
We’re passionate about publishing horror stories for adults, scary books for teens, and all sorts of dark fiction. We’ve got new horror kindle books every month, specializing in supernatural stories, supernatural book collections, and paranormal books for adults. We’ve got zombie books, demonic horror, ghosts and specters, angels and demons, gothic novels, and haunted houses and ghosts novels. We promise some of the top horror books 2018.
9. Hotel Bruce (Paperback and Audio CD)
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by: Ryan T. Higgins Release date: May 19, 2021 Find in Library Read Review |
10. Mother Bruce
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by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins Release date: Nov 24, 2015 Find in Library Read Review |
11. BE QUIET!
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by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins Release date: Apr 04, 2017 Find in Library Read Review |
12. Hotel Bruce (Mother Bruce)
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by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins Release date: Oct 18, 2016 Find in Library Read Review |
There’s a possum pillow fight wreaking havoc in one room, a fox luring guests into a stew in the kitchen, and a snuggly crew of critters hogging the bed. Bruce growls and grumbles and tries to throw them all out, but the entrepreneurial mice just can’t take a hint. Bruce is in a little over his head, especially once the goslings join the staff. Will this grumpy bear ever get his quiet, peaceful den back to himself?
*”Ryan T. Higgins’s illustrations are extraordinary. . . . [A] hilarious, artful picture book with a nod to foodies great and small” —Shelf Awareness, starred review
Kids Indie Next List, Top Ten
13. Bruce’s Big Move (Mother Bruce)
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by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins Release date: Sep 26, 2017 Find in Library Read Review |
14. Santa Bruce (Mother Bruce)
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by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins Release date: Sep 04, 2018 Find in Library Read Review |
15. 1 Grumpy Bruce: A Counting Board Book (Mother Bruce)
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by: Ryan T. Higgins, Ryan T. Higgins Release date: Oct 09, 2018 Find in Library Read Review |
Last updated on Thursday, August 23, 2018