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How To Catch A Turkey
Thanksgiving time is here again, but there”s a turkey on the run! Can you catch this tricky bird before the school play has begun?
More books by Adam Wallace
1. Pugnacious & Scuttlebutt Book 1
2. Fartboy: The First Sniff
A hilarious illustrated young fiction series starring Martin Kennedy – the tidiest boy in the world”s tidiest town – from witty duo Adam Wallace and James Hart. Martin is so neat and clean that he has never everfarted … UNTIL NOW! A freak accident dooms Martin to a dreadful destiny of: baked beans; and bottom blowouts. With the help of his grand fart master, can Martin learn to harness the power of his new skill and use it to save the day? Fantastically fun illustrations throughout For fans of Captain Underpants, The Bad Guys and WeirDo Perfect for beginner readers (and those who love baked beans!)
3. Dad Jokes Are the Worst
A humorous tale about dad jokes, perfect for Father”s Day! It”s Father”s Day and this little lion cub thinks his dad is the best — except for his terrible jokes. Will he ever give them a rest? Not likely. A perfect gift for all kinds of dads — particularly ones who tell really bad jokes!
4. Fartboy: Fartastrophic 7-Book Boxed Set
5. Jurassic Farts (Fart Club #2)
6. Revenge of the Beans (Fart Club #1)
Martin Kennedy, aka Fartboy, has been awarded a scholarship to attend The Amazingly Fancy School of Excellence in Sparkle City. But there”s a catch … Sparkle City is under attack by alien beans out to get revenge for every bean that”s ever been eaten! Their only weakness? The human fart. But there are too many and Fartboy”s pong just isn”t enough. He must bring together a team of Fartastic super-farters! Can he unite their stink in time to save the planet from a beany end?
7. Why Won’t You Sleep?!.
8. Bin Juice of Destiny (Fartboy #8)
9. Toenails of Terror (Fartboy #7)
10. Never EVER Upset a Unicorn
Ahhhhh, unicorns. Magical, mystical, mythical, magnificent creatures! But, here”s the thing … you do not want to EVER upset a unicorn! No chance no way no how! You should also never underestimate or unbalance them. It makes them so mad! Here”s just the start of the story: Never EVER upset a unicorn, Because there”s a proven link Between a unicorn becoming upset, And a unicorn kicking up a stink! Learn all the reasons why it”s a bad thing to upset a unicorn, and more, in this brand new book by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the best-selling author of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Dance with Dracula Never Ever Tickle a Turkey Never Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!
11. Never EVER Race a Reindeer: A Funny Rhyming, Read Aloud Picture Book
As Christmas draws near, reindeer have some fun in store: You get out of the bin and run again, You won”t be beaten that easy. But Donner puts eggnog in your water, And now you”re feeling queasy! Follow the journey in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Dance with a Crocodile u200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bNever Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!
12. Never EVER Tickle a Turkey: A Funny Rhyming, Read Aloud Picture Book
As Thanksgiving draws near, we have a lot to be thankful for, but one thing we should always be thankful for is this … we didn”t tickle a turkey! Why? Well, you should never EVER tickle a turkey! It leads to disaster! Here”s one stinky reason it”s not good: And finally, the most serious reason, And a stinky one to boot. Is tickling makes turkeys laugh so much, The turkey”s gonna toot! Not only that, but you shouldn”t trust a turkey either, or translate its gobbles into words. There are SO many things you shouldn”t do to a turkey! Find them all out in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile u200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bu200bNever Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!
13. Never EVER Dance with a Dracula
It”s Halloween, and everybody”s ready to get down and boogie … except for the Boogeyman. But Dracula”s there, and some other monsters too. Unfortunately, one rule of Halloween is this … never EVER Dance with Dracula. That guy”s crazy! Never EVER dance with Dracula, Especially not at night. Because when Dracula is hungry, His dance moves have real bite! And those other monsters? Skeletons shimmying, ghosts getting groovy, and zombies doing Zumba! It”s a crazy monster mash, and you”re right in the middle of it! Join us on the dancefloor for some groovy Halloween fun with Never EVER Dance With Dracula, the brand new creation from the brains of Adam Wallace, author of the How to Catch series and Mary Nhin, creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Collect them all!
14. 5-Minute How to Catch Stories
Catch the fun with this delightful How to Catch collection featuring twelve stories in one! From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes an all-new 5-minute storybook collection! Featuring zany STEM traps, hilarity, and fun-filled chaos, this amazing new collection featuring twelve stories, all of which can be read in five minutes, will encourage reading, learning, imagination, and is sure to delight children, parents, and educators alike. The perfect at-home read aloud for families, holiday stocking stuffer, Christmas gift, birthday present for kids ages 4-10! Includes these hilarious and fun stories: How to Catch a Dragon How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Leprechaun How to Catch a Dinosaur How to Catch the Easter Bunny How to Catch a Tooth Fairy How to Catch a Monster How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Turkey How to Catch a Gingerbread Man How to Catch a Yeti How to Catch a Snowman
15. How To Catch A Gingerbread Man
From the New York Timesand USA Todaybestselling team comes a new, fun and fantastical adventure in the How to Catch series! Filled with zany STEAM traps and classic story favorites, this is the gingerbread man book of the year! Try to catch one of the world”s most classic fairy tale characters–the Gingerbread Man! In a bookstore during story time, the Gingerbread Man leaps from his storybook and magically comes to life. Can YOU help catch it? Follow along as the Gingerbread Man runs loose with the help of other famous characters including Robin Hood, Sherlock Holmes, Peter Rabbit, and more! In this gingerbread book for kids, if you set the right traps, and solve all the puzzles, you might…just might be able to catch this wily gingerbread cookie and finish the fairy tale! When the storyteller starts to read, “Run, run, as fast as you can,” I”m off in a start, and you”ll have to be smart To catch me, the Gingerbread Man! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Dinosaur How to Catch an Elf How to Catch a Monster and more!
16. Never EVER Lick a Llama
Everyone loves llamas! How could you not? They”re cute and cuddly and have those long necks. But there”s more to llamas than meets the eye, especially if, for some reason, you try to lick one! Never EVER lick a llama, Why? The reasons are immense. Decide NOW not to do it, Don”t sit on the fence. Come and join the fun in the brand new series, Never Ever, by the New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch Series, Adam Wallace, and Ninja Life Hacks creator, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Collect them all!
17. Fartboy #6: Booger Butt Boogie
18. Fartboy #4: Let It Rip!
Martin is hot on the trail of his missing parents when he”s called on to become Fartboy, the world”s SMELLIEST super hero. A new doctor is in Sparkletown, and he is DISGUSTING. His cures are made from vacuum cleaner dust, mouldy cornflakes, crusty crumbs and filthy fur. Martin”s search for Mum and Dad is put on hold-only a fart a day keeps THIS doctor away!
19. BOTTOM BURP BATTLE #5
20. Merry Christmas, Eve!
The day before Christmas is a very special day, but it was without a name for a very long time. Until one year, a very special elf named Eve, realised that the Head Elf was destroying Christmas, and that the Christmas Spirit needed to be found. So that is what she set out to do and, in the process, she changed the day before Christmas forever!
21. How to Catch a Snowman
From the New York Timesand USA Todaybestselling How to Catch series comes a new winter adventure! Our heroes” entry for the snowman contest has magically come to life–and ran away! Can YOU help catch it? Get ready for snow much fun as you travel through a winter wonderland with running, skating, and bouncing through trap after trap to catch the snowman and claim the winning prize. Will the snowman teach our heroes a lesson they”ll never forget? Who snows! I don”t thumpity-thump or give warm hugs– that”s for my snowman friends to do. Clever kids will try to trap me, but who will catch me…YOU?
23. Fart Boy #3: Enter the Spewtank
The STINKIEST super hero EVER is about to meet his match. A lean, mean SPEWING machine is on the rampage… SPEWTANK is determined to take the shine off Sparkletown by covering everything in the chunkiest chunder EVER. Is this the end for the World”s Tidiest Town? Not if Fartboy can help it! This clean-living farting fury is ready for his YUCKIEST battle yet. You”ll be SPEWIN” if you miss it!
24. Power of the Pen
Power of the Pen By: Lewis Adam Wallace Jr. Power of the Pen is based on the author’s study of religion and Christianity for over fourteen years. He believes a real Christian life is a strong foundation to build a life on and it will help people learn how to change and grow. He hopes that this book will help the reader to sow the seeds for a growing and thriving Christian lifestyle.
25. Fart Boy #2: Ready, Aim, Fart!
Everyone thinks Martin is the tidiest boy in town. They dont know that he is also Fartboythe STINKIEST super hero EVER… A disgustingly evil villain known as Madam Wax is terrorising Sparkletown with sticky sculptures made out of her own earwax. But Fartboy is determined to stop her with his super-powered butt-blasts. Its a deadly battle of FARTS vs EARWAX. Who will triumph?
26. How to Catch a Unicorn
The latest picture book in the How to Catch series by the “New York Times”-bestselling team of Wallace and Elkerton features one of the world”s most elusive mythical creatures–the unicorn! Full color.
27. How To Catch a Dinosaur
Determined to win a new bicycle at the upcoming Science Fair, a boy enlists his friends to help capture a living dinosaur in their own neighborhood.
28. Adam Wallace Presents … Horrific Tales of Horrifying Horror
Six Tales of horrific horror for children, so scary they will blow your eyeballs out! Compiled by New York Times Bestselling author Adam Wallace, the stories range from the scary to the creepy to the downright bizarre! There are also five stories written and sent in by children … now THOSE are scary stories!
29. Fartboy #1: the First Sniff
Martin Kennedy is the tidiest boy in the world’s tidiest town. Martin is so neat and clean that he has never ever farted-UNTIL NOW. A freak accident dooms Martin to a dreadful destiny of baked beans and bottom blowouts. With the help of his grand fart master, can Martin learn to harness the power of his new skill and use it to save the day?
30. How to Catch a Dragon
Do you have what it takes to catch a dragon? The How to Catch kids are off again, this time trying to catch a dragon as they chase him through Chinese New Year celebrations! Set in China during the Spring Festival, otherwise known as Chinese New Year, the wily dragon will have to avoid trap after trap as the kids run through paper lanterns, red envelopes, fireworks, and more! Bonus Mandarin translation included in the back! Dragons are a clever bunch, They”re difficult to catch. You”ll have to set the ultimate trap– But have you met your match?
31. ‘Twas the Fart Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Even though that mouse was curled up, fast asleep The pong from its butt made everyone weep. What a stinky Christmas! But who has done the biggest fart of all?
32. Cowboy and Birdbrain #2
Who would you trust with the most delicate delivery ever? Not the WACKIEST deliverers ever, unless their job depends on it… Cowboy and Birdbrain are best friends who deliver P.O.O.P. (Parcels Or Other Packages) for IFFY Deliveries. Theyre known for their F.A.R.T.S. (Fast and Reliable Tracking Services). Their next mission is to deliver a mystery package to a hermit with an elaborate security system designed to keep people OUT. Can Cowboy and Birdbrain get IN?
33. A Modern Pentecost
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34. The Holiday Heroes Save Christmas
Join in on a zany Christmas adventure with this festive and funny new picture book featuring iconic holiday characters like you”ve never seen before—as superheroes! Breaking news from the North Pole! Santa Claus can”t deliver presents on Christmas Eve, and he needs backup. But not just anybody can help him—he needs the Holiday Heroes! This Christmas, it”s up to the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a Witch and a Leprechaun to fill in for Santa and save Christmas. Can the Holiday Heroes deliver presents without being spotted and keep Christmas on track for every little girl and boy? The Holiday Heroes Save Christmas is a new approach to giftable Christmas books that will have readers laughing all season long! The perfect holiday picture book for kids 4–7 who love superheroes AND Christmas, Easter, Halloween, and more holidays year-round! This Christmas story for children is an easy gift or stocking stuffer and an exciting way to create family time this holiday season, and even start a new screen-free Christmas tradition!
35. The Share-A-Not
Containing beautiful illustrations by Heath McKenzie this book in a fun way teaches children about the joys of ”sharing”. The Share-a-Not is greedy, stealing all the rocks he can get his hands on – from everyone! Finally he steals from a young four-eyed lad, whose father decides enough is enough, and he works out a plan to show the Share-a-Not he”s got it all wrong… BUT WILL THE PLAN WORK?
36. Frantically Fantastic
Jackson Payne is heading to his Nan and Pop”s farm, and the farm isn”t ready. Milking machines, missing chickens, and crazy cousins all come together to create a frantically fantastic bumper crop of laughs.
Weird is a collection. A collection of weird stuff. And crazy stuff. And funny stuff. And random stuff. There”s lots of stuff …
38. Ninja Inspiration
Adam Wallace, James and Stacey are at it again, and this time it”s a ninja invasion! Will they survive? Will they be inspired? Will they get to have a milkshake?I don”t know!
39. Rusty, Buster and Patch Versus the Opera
Rusty, Buster and Patch cause chaos wherever they go.Their mum just wants them to be classy.And never the twain shall meet!
I began as a tiny spark in the dry grass. All I wanted was a friend. I found one in the wind, who helped me to grow, helped me to fly! But was it really my friend?
41. How to Catch a Leprechaun
You”ve been planning night and day, and finally you”ve created the perfect trap! Now all you need to do is wait. Is this the year you”ll finally catch the leprechaun? Start a St. Patrick”s Day tradition with this fun and lively children”s book. How to catch a leprechaun? It”s tougher than you think! He”ll turn your whole house upside down. He”s quicker than a wink! — Publisher.
42. Only You Can Save Christmas!
Wink the Elf asks the reader”s help to get Santa”s present ready for Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve.
43. Zombie Inspiration
The story of my journey into the zombie apocalypse, where I discovered zombies aren”t just grunty groany face biters … they”re also amazingly inspirational!This is a seriously funny self-improvement book for kids and teens.
Zed is DEAD … but that”s the least of his problems. You see, Zed is a vegetarian zombie, the only one of his kind. But Zed is also very clever. He knows the zombie diet of humans can only last so long. So what will happen to the zombies when the last human is caught and consumed? Zed has a plan…
45. Jackson Payne’s Clumsy Christmas Spectacular!
It”s Christmas, and Jackson Payne is as clumsy as ever. So clumsy, in fact, he”s worried he has ruined Christmas … forever!
46. How to Catch the Tooth Fairy
How to catch the Tooth Fairy?It”s not an easy task!You can try to catch her,But she is just too fast!Can you catch the Tooth Fairy in action? Or will she get away? Parents and children will love sharing the surprises delivered in this fun and lively book!
47. Disastrously Daring
Jackson Payne is back, and the golf course is NOT happy! Jackson”s dad is keen for him to take up golf, but Jackson thinks that is only going to lead to disaster … and he”s right!
48. The Vanilla Slice Kid
Archie Cunningham is a shy boy who has three things – incredibly mean and greedy parents, no friends, and an amazing power.An uploaded video shows the world what Archie can do, and he suddenly becomes the main ingredient in a recipe for world domination.Which is when the fun really begins!
49. Blunderingly Brilliant
Jackson Payne has blundered his way onto the front page of the newspaper. He”s a hero! A star! HE”S BRILLIANT! The problem is, Jackson”s believing the hype. He”s getting a big head. A huge head! Like, he thinks he”s the biggest legend in the entire world! And that”s when things start going very, very wrong.
50. Rhymes with Drawing
Do you like drawing cartoons? Do you like rhyming stories? Do you think upside-down bums are funny? Well then, this is the book for you! It has 10 rhyming stories that teach you how to draw 10 cartoons! For example, a bone becomes a bull; a mermaid becomes and elephant; a snowman becomes a penguin! It”s hours of creative fun. So get drawing. Go. NOW!
The author of ”Better Out Than In” and ”Better Out Than In Number Twos” is back with a collection of random musings and drawings that will make kids laugh out loud. It includes Adam”s wacky view of topics including ”Top 5 Dance Moves”, ”Top 5 Super Powers” and ”Things That Look Cute But Will Scratch Your Eyes Out If You Try To Hug Them”. There”s even a recipe for Roast Monkey Butt with Tofu and Apples (No monkeys were harmed in the making of this book though!). It”s random, it”s weird and it”s definitely hilarious! As Adam says, Look, to be honest, it was just me rambling on about anything that popped into my head, and now there is a whole book of this random stuff! A WHOLE BOOK! THIS BOOK! OMG! Which means Oh My God. It doesn”t mean, as I initially thought, Old Men Giggled. And LOL doesn”t mean Lots Of Love! I found that out when someone died and I wrote to their wife and said, ”I hear that your husband died. I”m sorry. LOL.” It didn”t go down too well.
52. Accidentally Awesome
Jackson Payne is clumsy. Like, really clumsy! The thing is, being clumsy helps him save people and stop trouble, but he is totally sick of doing everything by accident. But how do you stop being a fluke?
53. Rhymes with Art
Drawing is awesome fun. Seriously awesome. But, learning to draw can sometimes seem really hard, boring, and boring! That is why with the help of my brain, I have created this book. It is a book that gives you the basics of drawing cartoon animals. You”ll learn expressions, proportions, and more — AND, you will do it all with a smile on your face. WHY? Well, because all the instructions are in rhyme, and they are all in the form of a little story. So the dog, for example, starts off as a UFO flying around. Then the headlight comes on, doors open, it is all happening, and before long you have drawn a dog! WOO HOO! As for the cat, WOAH NELLY — the cat starts off as something I cannot even discuss here. What is that? I can ??? Awesome then… THAT CAT STARTS OFF AS A BUM!!!!! So get a pencil, a piece of paper, and get ready for a whole lot of fun. Most of all do not worry about mistakes. Everyone makes them, and drawing is not meant to be a stress it is meant to be AWESOME!
54. Better Out Than In
More delightful little numbers like:Valeries Vomit 2 (now extra chunky); Nancys Nosebleed 2 (blame it on the boogie); Whoops 2 (may the fart be with you); Whoops 3 (nuclear power pants); Bobs Burp 2 (Bobbys too burpalicious for you); Erics Earwax 2 (wax on…wax off); Peters Pimple 2 (grossness pusonified)
55. Ghostly Glow in the Haunted House
When their dog, Snowy, sneaks into a haunted house, Jack and Hannah follow him, in a story that invites young readers to trace each design with their fingers and with the accompanying glow pen.
56. The Incredible Journey of Pete McGee
The Incredible Journey of Pete McGee is an exciting, fun, sad, hilarious story about facing your fears and overcoming them. It looks at disabilities and how they can affect lives, and how they don”t have to stop you fulfilling your dreams. The book does this with humor and adventure, with love and laughter, and with danger and excitement. Twelve-year-old Pete McGee was born with only one arm. He dreams of one day becoming a great and noble knight, but only his mother has the faith and belief that he will actually make the dream a reality. The McGees are very poor and Mrs. McGee is a sick woman. When Pete hears of the Wilderene flower, a flower that can perform miracles, he begins a quest to find it to cure his dying mother.
57. The Negatees
The Negatees is a sad and pessimistic creature who lives in the land of the smelly trees. He continuously enjoys the misery of knowing that nothing good will ever happen to him. Can the purple creature, who is always happy, change the way The Negatees looks at life?
58. The Parson of the Islands
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