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How To Catch An Elf
You’ve been waiting all year long, and now it’s finally Christmas Eve! Is this the year you’ll finally catch an elf? Start a new Christmas tradition with this hilarious children’s book from the creators of the New York Timesbest-seller How to Catch a Leprechaun! “It’s Christmas Eve! Hip hip, hooray! Yes, Santa’s coming ’round. He’s bringing toysto girls and boys in every house in town.” “Some kids have tried to catch him, but Santa’s fast, you see! So they’ve set their eyes on a smaller prize, and now they’re after me!”
More books by Adam Wallace
1. Dad Jokes Are the Worst
A humorous tale about dad jokes, perfect for Father’s Day! It’s Father’s Day and this little lion cub thinks his dad is the best — except for his terrible jokes. Will he ever give them a rest? Not likely. A perfect gift for all kinds of dads — particularly ones who tell really bad jokes!
2. Never EVER Tickle a Turkey: A Funny Rhyming, Read Aloud Picture Book
As Thanksgiving draws near, we have a lot to be thankful for, but one thing we should always be thankful for is this … we didn’t tickle a turkey! Why? Well, you should never EVER tickle a turkey! It leads to disaster! Here’s one stinky reason it’s not good: And finally, the most serious reason, And a stinky one to boot. Is tickling makes turkeys laugh so much, The turkey’s gonna toot! Not only that, but you shouldn’t trust a turkey either, or translate its gobbles into words. There are SO many things you shouldn’t do to a turkey! Find them all out in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Never Ever Race a Reindeer Collect them all!
3. Never EVER Dance with a Dracula
It’s Halloween, and everybody’s ready to get down and boogie … except for the Boogeyman. But Dracula’s there, and some other monsters too. Unfortunately, one rule of Halloween is this … never EVER Dance with Dracula. That guy’s crazy! Never EVER dance with Dracula, Especially not at night. Because when Dracula is hungry, His dance moves have real bite! And those other monsters? Skeletons shimmying, ghosts getting groovy, and zombies doing Zumba! It’s a crazy monster mash, and you’re right in the middle of it! Join us on the dancefloor for some groovy Halloween fun with Never EVER Dance With Dracula, the brand new creation from the brains of Adam Wallace, author of the How to Catch series and Mary Nhin, creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series. Also in the Never Ever Series: Never Ever Marry a Mermaid Never Ever Upset a Unicorn Never Ever Lick a Llama Never Ever Massage a Moose Never Ever Cuddle a Crocodile Collect them all!
This coloring book is intended to challenge you. Each of these unique patterns has been created to make you think about patterns, color concepts, and consistency. Make each page your own. Enjoy.
5. 5-Minute How to Catch Stories
Catch the fun with this delightful How to Catch collection featuring twelve stories in one! From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes an all-new 5-minute storybook collection! Featuring zany STEM traps, hilarity, and fun-filled chaos, this amazing new collection featuring twelve stories, all of which can be read in five minutes, will encourage reading, learning, imagination, and is sure to delight children, parents, and educators alike. The perfect at-home read aloud for families, holiday stocking stuffer, Christmas gift, birthday present for kids ages 4-10! Includes these hilarious and fun stories: How to Catch a Dragon How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Leprechaun How to Catch a Dinosaur How to Catch the Easter Bunny How to Catch a Tooth Fairy How to Catch a Monster How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Turkey How to Catch a Gingerbread Man How to Catch a Yeti How to Catch a Snowman
6. How to Catch a Gingerbread Man
From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes a new, funny and fantastical gingerbread man book for kids! Do you have what it takes to catch the Gingerbread Man? The famous storybook character has magically come to life and leapt from the pages during story time! Follow along as the Gingerbread Man runs loose in a bookstore with the help of Robin Hood, Sherlock Holmes, Peter Rabbit, nursery rhyme characters, and more! If you set the right traps, you might…just might be able to catch this wily cookie and finish the fairy tale! Filled with zany STEAM traps, a silly story, and fun illustrations, this hilarious picture book is the perfect read aloud for parents, educators, and kids ages 4-10! When the storyteller starts to read, “Run, run, as fast as you can,” I’m off in a start, and you’ll have to be smart To catch me, the Gingerbread Man! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Dragon How to Catch a Yeti How to Catch a Monster and more!
7. Power of the Pen
Power of the Pen: Volume 2 of 3 By: Lewis Adam Wallace Jr. Christ being taken down, beaten, and hung on the hill of Mount Calvary is still the best story told ever in the world. It’s backed up with 16 years of research in many Christian books. But, with so many resources to draw from, sometimes it’s hard to get all the facts and keep all the information straight. In an effort to bring the Lord’s words to people who may not be so well-versed in the Bible, Lewis Adam Wallace Jr. took the years of research and translated it into language that’s easily understood by the masses. He hopes it starts a foundation of the Lord through Christ and enlightens those who are willing to receive what the Lord wants for their lives.
8. Fartboy #4: Let It Rip!
Martin is hot on the trail of his missing parents when he’s called on to become Fartboy, the world’s SMELLIEST super hero. A new doctor is in Sparkletown, and he is DISGUSTING. His cures are made from vacuum cleaner dust, mouldy cornflakes, crusty crumbs and filthy fur. Martin’s search for Mum and Dad is put on hold-only a fart a day keeps THIS doctor away!
9. Fartboy #6: Booger Butt Boogie
10. Fart Boy #4: Let It Rip
Martin is hot on the trail of his missing parents when he’s called on to become Fartboy, the world’s SMELLIEST super hero. A new doctor is in Sparkletown, and he is DISGUSTING. His cures are made from vacuum cleaner dust, mouldy cornflakes, crusty crumbs and filthy fur. Martin’s search for Mum and Dad is put on hold—only a fart a day keeps THIS doctor away!
11. BOTTOM BURP BATTLE #5
12. The Giant Yawn!
Max doesn’t think anyone notices all the nice things he does … but he still does them anyway! And then, when Max yawns, and people notice, it has intergalactic ramifications!
13. Fart Boy #3: Enter the Spewtank
The STINKIEST super hero EVER is about to meet his match. A lean, mean SPEWING machine is on the rampage… SPEWTANK is determined to take the shine off Sparkletown by covering everything in the chunkiest chunder EVER. Is this the end for the World’s Tidiest Town? Not if Fartboy can help it! The clean-living farting fury is ready for his YUCKIEST battle yet. You’ll be SPEWIN’ if you miss it!
14. How to Catch a Snowman
From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes a new winter adventure! Our heroes’ entry for the snowman contest has magically come to life—and ran away! Can YOU help catch it? Get ready for snow much fun as you travel through a winter wonderland with running, skating, and bouncing through trap after trap to catch the snowman and claim the winning prize. Will the snowman teach our heroes a lesson they’ll never forget? Who snows! I don’t thumpity-thump or give warm hugs— that’s for my snowman friends to do. Clever kids will try to trap me, but who will catch me…YOU? Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Dinosaur How to Catch an Elf How to Catch a Monster and more!
15. It’s an Underwater Colouring Book
Colour (or color) in pictures drawn by Adam Wallace, a New York Times bestselling creator! From Piranhas to crabs to dolphins to whales and more, all your favourite underwater creatures are ready for you to brighten their lives! So grab your pencils or textas or crayons, and get ready for some colouring (or coloring) fun!
16. It’s an Adam Wallace Colouring Book
It’s an Adam Wallace Colouring Book! And no, that doesn’t mean you’ll be colouring in Adam Wallace! Instead, you’ll be colouring in all pictures drawn by Adam Wallace, author of the very successful How to Catch Series! Gorillas, dogs, unicorns, reindeer and more are all there waiting for kids to colour in any colour they want!!!So get to it! It’s fun for all the family (but especially kids!)!
17. How to Catch a Yeti
From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling team comes a new, epic winter adventure in the How to Catch series! When our brilliant Catch Club Kids hear about the legendary Yeti, they head to the mountains to catch a glimpse and prove it really exists! Full of hilarious high jinks and clever traps, How to Catch a Yeti is a fun-filled ride you wont want to miss! Will our Catch Club Kids catch the Yeti and prove he exists? Or will the Yeti remain a mystery to the world? Legend has it there lives a beast we really want to meet. Hes extra huge with snow-white fur and giant, fuzzy feet! I know the Yeti does exist, and I can prove it too! And with my friends, well find him fast before the day is through!
18. Fartboy #2: Ready, Set, Fart!
Everyone thinks Martin is the tidiest boy in town. They don’t know that he is also Fartboy—the STINKIEST super hero EVER . . . A disgustingly evil villain known as Madam Wax is terrorising Sparkletown with sticky sculptures made out of her own earwax. But Fartboy is determined to stop her with his super-powered butt-blasts. It’s a deadly battle of FARTS vs EARWAX. Who will triumph?
19. 24 Absolutely, Totally True Facts about … Penguins!
Learn all about penguins in this very factual book … where every fact is true … honestly! Yes, you will learn 24 absolutely, totally true facts about the amazing penguins. Penguins can’t fly, penguins do have excellent hearing, penguins can’t drive Formula 1 race cars or build a scale model of the Eiffel Tower out of matchsticks, it’s all true! Children will learn 15 actual facts about penguins and increase their knowledge due to the fun format. With illustrations by the amazing James Hart, the best learning is done while having fun.
20. Fart Boy #2: Ready, Aim, Fart!
Everyone thinks Martin is the tidiest boy in town. They dont know that he is also Fartboythe STINKIEST super hero EVER… A disgustingly evil villain known as Madam Wax is terrorising Sparkletown with sticky sculptures made out of her own earwax. But Fartboy is determined to stop her with his super-powered butt-blasts. Its a deadly battle of FARTS vs EARWAX. Who will triumph?
21. Adam Wallace Presents … Horrific Tales of Horrifying Horror
Six Tales of horrific horror for children, so scary they will blow your eyeballs out! Compiled by New York Times Bestselling author Adam Wallace, the stories range from the scary to the creepy to the downright bizarre! There are also five stories written and sent in by children … now THOSE are scary stories!
22. Fartboy #1: The First Sniff
“Martin Kennedy is the tidiest boy in the world’s tidiest town. Martin is so neat and clean that he has never ever farted–UNTIL NOW…A freak accident dooms Martin to a dreadful destiny of baked beans and bottom blowouts. With the help of the Grand Fart Master, can Martin learn to harness the power of his new skill and use it to save the day?”
23. How to Catch a Dragon
The #1 New York Times bestselling series! From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes an all-new dragon book for kids—do you have what it takes to catch a dragon? The How to Catch kids are off again, this time trying to catch a dragon as they chase him through Chinese New Year celebrations! A great Chinese New Year book for kids, How to Catch a Dragon is the perfect dragon book for kids ages 3-8. Set in China during the Spring Festival, otherwise known as Chinese New Year, the wily dragon will have to avoid trap after trap as the kids run through paper lanterns, red lunar envelopes, fireworks, and more! Includes bonus educational back matter and Mandarin translations to enhance your reading experience. Dragons are a clever bunch, They’re difficult to catch. You’ll have to set the ultimate trap— But have you met your match?
24. ‘Twas the Fart Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Even though that mouse was curled up, fast asleep The pong from its butt made everyone weep. What a stinky Christmas! But who has done the biggest fart of all?
25. How to Catch a Dinosaur
From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling “How to Catch” series comes an adventure sure to delight every dinosaur fan! Do YOU have what it takes to catch a prehistoric pal? Can you catch a dinosaur and prove they’re still around? Use your brain and set your traps to get that dino found! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Dragon How to Catch a Monster
26. How to Catch a Unicorn
The #1 New York Times bestseller! Try to catch one of the world’s most elusive mythical creatures—the unicorn! Filled with zany traps and lots of rainbow unicorn fun, this is the unicorn book of the year! Can you catch the unicorn? You’ll have to use your brain, So set your traps and prep your team To pet that rainbow mane! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Dinosaur How to Catch a Dragon How to Catch a Monster
27. Stick (it to The) Man
Vulcan Toscadero’s parents are the most important people in the world to him. When they die in extremely bizarre circumstances, Vulcan has a decision to make.Does he live with the uncle he has never met before, his seemingly 1,000,000 year old grandparents, or Nathaniel Winston Jones the Third, Esquire, the richest man in town?It is a decision that will change Vulcan’s life FOREVER … well, not like forever forever, but at least till he’s like 60 or something.With all illustrations in stick figure form, and filled with humour and action, Stick (it to the) Man is a book for reluctant and confident readers alike.
28. Cowboy and Birdbrain #2
Who would you trust with the most delicate delivery ever? Not the WACKIEST deliverers ever, unless their job depends on it… Cowboy and Birdbrain are best friends who deliver P.O.O.P. (Parcels Or Other Packages) for IFFY Deliveries. Theyre known for their F.A.R.T.S. (Fast and Reliable Tracking Services). Their next mission is to deliver a mystery package to a hermit with an elaborate security system designed to keep people OUT. Can Cowboy and Birdbrain get IN?
29. A Modern Pentecost
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30. Invisible Jerry
People don’t notice Jerry. If someone bumps into him, they don’t say sorry. If someone waves, it’s to somebody behind him. He never gets picked last for sports teams, but that’s because he never gets picked at all. It’s like he’s invisible. That is, until Molly comes along. Molly asks Jerry his opinion. She shares things with him, she laughs with him and she sees him. Jerry soon realizes he can pay her gift forward, as there are plenty of other kids who feel invisible too. In today’s busy world, there are lots of people who feel like they’re on the outside looking in. This picture book is written for them, to show them that there are people out there who will see them, who will recognize their talents, and see how worthy they are. Bestselling author Adam Wallace (How to Catch an Elf) was inspired to write Invisible Jerry based on his own experiences as a shy kid growing up. This story comes straight from the heart.
31. The Holiday Heroes Save Christmas
This funny new series features iconic holiday characters in a way that has never been done before—as superheroes! The Holiday Heroes Save Christmas is a different approach to Christmas books that will have readers laughing all season long. This just in—breaking news from the North Pole! Santa Claus can’t deliver presents on Christmas Eve and he needs backup. But not just anybody can help him—he needs the Holiday Heroes! This Christmas, it’s up to the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a Witch and a Leprechaun to fill in for Santa and save Christmas. Can the Holiday Heroes deliver presents without being spotted? Will they be able to pull off Christmas in the end? Perfect books for kids 5 7: who love stories about a superhero! for the Christmas holiday!
32. Better Out Than In
An awesomely gross book by Bestselling children’s author, Adam Wallace! Better Out Than In is full of funny rhyming little tales like “Valerie’s Vomit”, “Peter’s Pimple” and “Nancy’s Nose”! This little gem covers all the profound dinner party conversations at the child’s table: gross stories, fart noises, chewed up food and lots, lots more! For kids who love a healthy dose of gross, this book is fully sick.
33. The Incredible Journey of Pete McGee
A boy with one arm who dreams of becoming a great knight. His mother, dying from a mysterious illness, is the only one who believes in him. An evil king hungry for power at any cost. Two servants of the king, in love but torn apart. Evil invisible monsters that kill for fun. A magic flower that will change all of their lives. There’s good versus evil. There’s magic. There’s love, there’s adventure and there’s lots, lots more. This book has everything! Except giraffes. It doesn’t have any giraffes. Sorry. I hope you like it anyway.
34. Pete McGee: Dawn of the Zombie Knights
A boy with one arm who dreams of becoming a great knight.His arch-enemy, determined not to let that happen.An old man with a tragic past and slight drinking problem.Zombie knights, risen from their graves.There are triumphs.There are tragedies.There are funny names.Did I mention there are ZOMBIE KNIGHTS?ZOMBIES? THAT ARE KNIGHTS?This book has everything!Except squirrels. And Lachie Wright.They’re not in it.Sorry.I hope you like it anyway.
35. The Share-A-Not
Containing beautiful illustrations by Heath McKenzie this book in a fun way teaches children about the joys of ‘sharing’. The Share-a-Not is greedy, stealing all the rocks he can get his hands on – from everyone! Finally he steals from a young four-eyed lad, whose father decides enough is enough, and he works out a plan to show the Share-a-Not he’s got it all wrong… BUT WILL THE PLAN WORK?
36. How to Catch a Turkey
A New York Times Bestseller! From the bestselling How to Catch series comes a festive turkey tale! A turkey is running loose in a school right before a Thanksgiving play. Can YOU help catch it? Follow along as students turn their school upside down trying to catch the turkey, ending with a twist that ensures no turkeys are harmed (or eaten!). Thanksgiving time is here again, but there’s a turkey on the run! Can you catch this tricky bird before the school play has begun?
37. How to Catch a Mermaid
A mermaid tale from the New York Times and USA Today bestselling “How to Catch” series! Many claim to have caught a mermaid, but can YOU? How do you catch a mermaid? You must be very clever. With mirrors, crowns, and pearls galore, this quest can’t last forever! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Unicorn How to Catch a Dinosaur How to Catch a Dragon How to Catch a Monster
38. Frantically Fantastic
Jackson Payne is heading to his Nan and Pop’s farm, and the farm isn’t ready. Milking machines, missing chickens, and crazy cousins all come together to create a frantically fantastic bumper crop of laughs.
Weird is a collection. A collection of weird stuff. And crazy stuff. And funny stuff. And random stuff. There’s lots of stuff …
40. Ninja Inspiration
Adam Wallace, James and Stacey are at it again, and this time it’s a ninja invasion! Will they survive? Will they be inspired? Will they get to have a milkshake?I don’t know!
41. Captain Cooper St James Pussbags Monks the Second
Captain Cooper St James Pussbags Monks the Second is a cat, possibly the greatest cat in the world. He’s certainly the most stylish, and he loves his waistcoats most of all. But when he sees the grandest waistcoat in all the land, will his mum survive the trip to go and get it?
42. Rusty, Buster and Patch Versus the Opera
Rusty, Buster and Patch cause chaos wherever they go.Their mum just wants them to be classy.And never the twain shall meet!
43. Eratically Epic!
Jackson Payne is auditioning for the school play so he can be an acting star. The problem is, instead of being a star, he’s a meteorite, crashing into everything he passes!But when disaster strikes on opening night, it’s up to Jackson to step in and save the day … without actually stepping ON anyone!
44. How To Catch The Easter Bunny
Is this the year you’ll be able to catch the Easter bunny in action? Start an Easter tradition with this fun and funny children’s book, from the New York Times bestselling creators of How to Catch a Leprechaun! “I’ve been working long and hard with all my peeps and crew. We’ve made the eggs, and now I’m here to bring them all to you!”
45. How To Catch A Monster
After being cast as the Ninja Master in his school’s Halloween play, a boy decides it is time to catch the monster in his closet.
46. Zombie Inspiration
The story of my journey into the zombie apocalypse, where I discovered zombies aren’t just grunty groany face biters … they’re also amazingly inspirational!This is a seriously funny self-improvement book for kids and teens.
47. Planet Permville
Eli travels to Planet Permville, a planet where they NEVER cut their hair, and NEVER want to look different to anyone else. But all that hair can lead to some very tangled-up problems!
Zed is DEAD … but that’s the least of his problems. You see, Zed is a vegetarian zombie, the only one of his kind. But Zed is also very clever. He knows the zombie diet of humans can only last so long. So what will happen to the zombies when the last human is caught and consumed? Zed has a plan…
I began as a tiny spark in the dry grass. All I wanted was a friend. I found one in the wind, who helped me to grow, helped me to fly! But was it really my friend?
50. Jackson Payne’s Clumsy Christmas Spectacular!
It’s Christmas, and Jackson Payne is as clumsy as ever. So clumsy, in fact, he’s worried he has ruined Christmas … forever!
51. How to Catch the Tooth Fairy
From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How To Catch series comes an all-new tooth fairy book! From losing your first tooth to waiting for the arrival of the mysterious tooth fairy, How to Catch the Tooth Fairy celebrates this special event in your child’s life with a lively story of the tooth fairy’s escape from some very determined kids! Can you catch her? How to catch the Tooth Fairy? It’s not an easy task. You can try to catch her, but she is just too fast! Get ready to laugh along with this zany story as the tooth fairy dodges traps, drool, dental floss webs, and more in this fun bedtime book for kids.
52. Disastrously Daring
Jackson Payne is back, and the golf course is NOT happy! Jackson’s dad is keen for him to take up golf, but Jackson thinks that is only going to lead to disaster … and he’s right!
53. Rhymes with Cartooning
Rhymes With Cartooning teaches you how to draw NINE awesome little cartoon animals. Not only that, it teaches you expressions, proportions, and all sorts of little cartooning tips and tricks. Not only not only that, it does it all by telling little rhyming stories. Whaaaaaat? It’s true!!!!
54. How To Catch A Leprechaun
You’ve been planning night and day, and finally you’ve created the perfect trap! Now all you need to do is wait. Is this the year you’ll finally catch the leprechaun? Start a St. Patrick’s Day tradition with this fun and lively children’s book. How to catch a leprechaun? It’s tougher than you think! He’ll turn your whole house upside down. He’s quicker than a wink!
55. The Vanilla Slice Kid
Archie Cunningham is a shy boy who has three things – incredibly mean and greedy parents, no friends, and an amazing power.An uploaded video shows the world what Archie can do, and he suddenly becomes the main ingredient in a recipe for world domination.Which is when the fun really begins!
56. Blunderingly Brilliant
Jackson Payne has blundered his way onto the front page of the newspaper. He’s a hero! A star! HE’S BRILLIANT! The problem is, Jackson’s believing the hype. He’s getting a big head. A huge head! Like, he thinks he’s the biggest legend in the entire world! And that’s when things start going very, very wrong.
57. Rhymes with Drawing
Do you like drawing cartoons? Do you like rhyming stories? Do you think upside-down bums are funny? Well then, this is the book for you! It has 10 rhyming stories that teach you how to draw 10 cartoons! For example, a bone becomes a bull; a mermaid becomes and elephant; a snowman becomes a penguin! It’s hours of creative fun. So get drawing. Go. NOW!
The author of ‘Better Out Than In’ and ‘Better Out Than In Number Twos’ is back with a collection of random musings and drawings that will make kids laugh out loud. It includes Adam’s wacky view of topics including ‘Top 5 Dance Moves’, ‘Top 5 Super Powers’ and ‘Things That Look Cute But Will Scratch Your Eyes Out If You Try To Hug Them’. There’s even a recipe for Roast Monkey Butt with Tofu and Apples (No monkeys were harmed in the making of this book though!). It’s random, it’s weird and it’s definitely hilarious! As Adam says, Look, to be honest, it was just me rambling on about anything that popped into my head, and now there is a whole book of this random stuff! A WHOLE BOOK! THIS BOOK! OMG! Which means Oh My God. It doesn’t mean, as I initially thought, Old Men Giggled. And LOL doesn’t mean Lots Of Love! I found that out when someone died and I wrote to their wife and said, ‘I hear that your husband died. I’m sorry. LOL.’ It didn’t go down too well.
59. Accidentally Awesome
Jackson Payne is clumsy. Like, really clumsy! The thing is, being clumsy helps him save people and stop trouble, but he is totally sick of doing everything by accident. But how do you stop being a fluke?
60. Jamie Brown is NOT Rich
Jamie Brown and his family have no money. None. Zip. Zilch. Zero. Nada. Nix. Nachos. Then, when a letter from the mysterious Barnaby Von Barnabus arrives, everything changes. The question is … can the Browns handle their newfound fortune? Only time, and maybe the words in this book, will tell. When Jamie Brown and his family move from the poor streets of the Hovel to snobby Snootyville, classes clash with hilarious results.
61. Rhymes with Art
Drawing is awesome fun. Seriously awesome. But, learning to draw can sometimes seem really hard, boring, and boring! That is why with the help of my brain, I have created this book. It is a book that gives you the basics of drawing cartoon animals. You’ll learn expressions, proportions, and more — AND, you will do it all with a smile on your face. WHY? Well, because all the instructions are in rhyme, and they are all in the form of a little story. So the dog, for example, starts off as a UFO flying around. Then the headlight comes on, doors open, it is all happening, and before long you have drawn a dog! WOO HOO! As for the cat, WOAH NELLY — the cat starts off as something I cannot even discuss here. What is that? I can ??? Awesome then… THAT CAT STARTS OFF AS A BUM!!!!! So get a pencil, a piece of paper, and get ready for a whole lot of fun. Most of all do not worry about mistakes. Everyone makes them, and drawing is not meant to be a stress it is meant to be AWESOME!
62. Neigh! Neigh!
Neigh! Neigh! features real life photographs and a fun interactive sound button. Follow the story as the little ponies play with their friends and hear them say ‘neigh’.
63. How to Draw a Truck Drivin’, Dragon Tail Rhino
A how to draw book that teaches you how to draw a rhino by drawing a dragon and a truck! Amazing!
64. Nat the Cat
Max swings through the trees! But who will he meet on the way? Little Big Eyes features vibrant, exciting illustrations and a set of fun realistic eyes poking through the page to make the characters come alive! This adorable board book is just the right size for little hands. Children will be mesmerised by the three-dimensional eyes and be asking you to read Nat the Cat to them again and again!
65. Pete McGee and the Master of Darkness
The author says: “Greetings readers and listeners, and welcome to the final instalment in the Incredible Journey of Pete McGee okay, okay, dont get all stressed. I will tell you right now that Pete does not die in this book. Im pretty sure anyway. Hang on, let me just flick through and yep, he does not die! No, this is merely the final documented journey of Pete McGee. His journey continued, its just that no-one wrote about it and so I wont be telling it to you — so there you go!’ his is the best book youll ever read in your life.”
66. Ghostly Glow in the Haunted House
When their dog, Snowy, sneaks into a haunted house, Jack and Hannah follow him, in a story that invites young readers to trace each design with their fingers and with the accompanying glow pen.
67. The Negatees
The Negatees is a sad and pessimistic creature who lives in the land of the smelly trees. He continuously enjoys the misery of knowing that nothing good will ever happen to him. Can the purple creature, who is always happy, change the way The Negatees looks at life?
68. How to Draw a Skateboard Gorilla
69. Mac O’Beasty
Ages 2 to 11 years. Mac O’Beasty was a huge Scottish monster who dreamed of travelling the land, playing his bagpipes. Every time he played, all the other monsters danced and danced and danced. How they loved to hear him! Mac sadly wished he could dance to music but he was too big and fat. He had never run, or climbed a tree even. Mac loved eating sugary food and fatty junk food and it was making him so fat he could hardly move. One day, a little monster called Julie, who was a personal trainer told Mac that she needed to help him to lose some fat or he would die young from eating all the sugary and fatty junk food, she told him his heart would just stop if he kept on eating all the junk! Julie helped Mac to walk, run, exercise, and in six months Mac lost heaps of weight and he just loved the change to his life. He also could dance now. His feet just began to move one day when he was playing his bagpipes … and he danced, and danced, and it felt so good. Mac learned how much more fun he could have by being healthy, so he joined Julie, the personal trainer, and they helped other monsters to be healthy and happy.
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